I intterupt your dash full of sadness to bring you...
make-a-wish-count-to-ten: TURTLE yep
Me: Hey Tumblr, I'll be right back, I just gotta-
Tumblr: Sit your fucking ass down.
little girl: There's a special guest today?
teacher: Yes, he came to read a book to us in honor of Dr. Seuss' birthday.
little girl: Well, who is it?
teacher: Wayne Brady. He's a comedian.
little girl: (she thinks for a bit) My mom says Im a comedian sometimes..
made me smile : ))
Hey shooting star..
I wish i had the courage to go up to somebody and just kiss the fuck out of them.
Ok. So here's one of these.. The last I'll say on...
Im not a wifey.. i like hanging out with you. End of story. If this helps you understand better, im like a cat. I like to be around you and i like it when you pet me and give me compliments and food. Not interested in becoming a part of your personal shit. So there. Lets move on.